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Ron reached inside his jacket and pulled out a fat grey rat, which was asleep. ‘His name’s Scabbers and he’s useless, he hardly ever wakes up. Percy got an owl from my dad for being made a Prefect, but they couldn’t aff– I mean, I got Scabbers instead.’ Ron’s ears went pink. He seemed to think he’d said too much, because he went back to staring out of the window. Harry didn’t think there was anything wrong with not being able to afford an owl. After all, he’d never had any money in his life until a month ago, and he told Ron so, all about having to wear Dudley’s old clothes and never getting proper birthday presents. This seemed to cheer Ron up. ‘... and until Hagrid told me, I didn’t know anything about being a wizard’ 

Then they saw some flying shadows and it started to feel cold.

The windows got frozen and they broke and the train suddenly stopped, Scabbers flown away.

- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! - they heard the rat screaming.

Ron looked out from the window and saw that the rat turned into an old man who was bald. The flying shadows entered into the train and Lupin appeared, the new Hogwarts’ teacher, and chased away the shadows. He saved everyone.

While Lupin was saving the train the human-rat appeared in the window threating everyone with his wand. The human-rat fell into the floor, while he was falling he cursed Harry and he turned into a bat. One minute later he turned into a teapot, then he turned into a cup, he started to change a lot until he turned into a frog. Suddenly Ginny appeared and kissed Harry so he can be human again and Ron got jealous and Harry said:

-Ese momento en el que tienes que decir que estás bien, cuando no estás realmente bien y simplemente no puedes hablar de ello porque él nunca entenderia.

-Talk me in english, I don’t speak in tortilla de patata sevillana.

Everybody turn around to look at Harry, then, Hermione and Neville started to sing Dracukeo.

- Dracukeo, the packager I put my fingerr, I’m a taladrator. - they started to sing.

It is an ancestral technique to cancel any spell.

Voldemort and Lucius appeared doing anime cosplay and they say that they we come in peace to drink some teas with Mariano Rajoy and you and to listen Tusa.

Suddenly the train exploted and all of them died, then the flying shadows killed everyone in this world.

-CUT! - said the director – This is horrible. Why did I decided to work in this?

When J.K.Rowling saw the film she reported the company and killed herself.